"Pretty sure I have to avoid alcohol until the baby is past nursing...otherwise Morgan would be just like Daddy."
Hold up. I cut down to a casual drink every day. During designated times of relaxation. That I designated. Myself. And I'm responsible 99.5 percent of the time these days, so there. Our son can get down with his bad ass self when he's old enough. To turn himself into whatever he wants. Like a Transformer.
I'm teaching our son all about Transformers. They're more than meets the eye.
Wait. Am I supposed to read what you're doing with your bachelorette party or is that bad luck? There better not be any male strippers. I don't think you can handle any lap dances.