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Tweak says, "Schickles Pickles"

Moderator (avengers__mod) wrote in avengers_logs,
@ 2019-01-28 19:08:00

Entry tags:

-gamewide plot, -open thread, bucky barnes, clint barton, gamora, hope van dyne, loki odinson, natasha romanoff, nick fury, peggy carter, pepper potts, peter parker, scott lang, stephen strange, steve rogers, valkyrie, wanda maximoff

Who: Open to all, including narratives
What: When fandoms attack!
When: a Sunday afternoon
Rating: ???

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the_destroyer
2019-02-05 09:33 pm UTC (link)

Drax didn't remember what was so special about the Mew. He only gathered it was special based on Quill's reaction. And based on Gamora's reaction, they were supposed to focus or else his nipples would chafe. On what, Drax wasn't sure, so he went with his instinct and some vague memory of the cartoon. He promptly picked up his bulbasaur and lobbed it into the tall grass, toward a brown-furred creature with long ears and a bushy tail.

"Bulb Sore, tackle and use your vine whip as this springy child has suggested," Drax ordered, "We must seize them all! Defeat your foe, disgruntled beast!"

The bulbasaur landed with an audible thunk in the tall grass, as the other Pokemon skittered away.

One thing was certain. No one in their right mind will ever let Drax pet sit.

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thespiderling
2019-02-09 04:20 am UTC (link)

Peter (the younger) was quickly learning that if the reality stone turned this into a Pokemon apocalypse, Gamora would be the one he'd follow because she was a certified badass - and a Pokemon master without even meaning to be. "That's the coolest thing I've ever seen." Peter was hardcore regretting not having his phone on him. He could only hope the Pokemon invasion stretched out over Queens or else Ned would never believe him.

But right. Focus. Peter worked on steering civilians clear of the more powerful ones, capturing a few more himself along the way. He stayed close to his newfound companions, finding it difficult not to get distracted by the way his Pikachu was loyally following him. If this was the stuff of his wildest dreams...

Then Mewtwo was definitely the stuff of his nightmares.

While the sight of the solitary Pokemon was too awesome because it was temporarily real, Peter - who had a very clear memory of being terrified as a little kid of the same creature - was just a little freaked out. He and Ned had debated more than once on if MewTwo was actually evil, but that morally grey area Peter had argued for didn’t count for much when the thing was sending a withering glare his way. “We got this. We totally got this...Pikachu? Quick attack?"

Peter's Pikachu did just that, but Mewtwo brushed it off with a megapunch. Peter winced, sprinting forward to help his Pikachu up and glancing back towards the Guardians. "You’re even creepier in person, dude. Anyone else wanna give that a go?"

Because he was maaaybe getting a little too emotionally attached to his Pikachu and didn’t want him in a fight he couldn’t win.

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zenwhoberis
2019-02-09 01:21 pm UTC (link)

Gamora gave Peter's nicely-shaped backside a pat when he pulled her in. That was sweet of him and all, but she really just wanted to get the hell out of here. Being messed with by the reality stone was giving her the creeps, even if she seemed to be the only one who didn't care about Pokemon in the slightest.

"Do whatever you want," she said to her 'Mew,' and gave it another treat after it beat the shit out of one of the other Pokemon. "I will not control you. You are the master of your own destiny."

Unlike herself, who had not been lucky to be as such - not while under Thanos' control, and yet despite how her adoptive 'father' wasn't here, she was still plagued by the reality stones regardless, unable to escape the fallout from those stupid things. But anyway, what was she supposed to do with this thing? She guessed she was meant to take it to other fighting zones to have it engage with other creatures, so she sent it off to do just that. Fun. The fire pet was still around here somewhere.

"How are you all actually entertained by these cartoonish gladiatorial arenas?"

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thehoffs_twin
2019-02-11 01:46 am UTC (link)

Peter was already distracted half-way through her sentence. The Mewtwo...daaaaaaaaamn.

With an arm out to his Squirtle, he gave the little creature a nod. They were so in sync, it was terrifyingly awesome. "Let's do this, blue buddy." Peter hoped Drax didn't think Peter was talking about him. "Water jet!"

Squirtle nodded and frowning, leapt up in front, getting itself set. The water started gushing out, and Peter was so happy and excited and -- wait, was that the living room?

Like before, he blinked and things were back to how they were. Just now Gamora, Drax and the little Peter were all in the house, New York was a concrete jungle and there were no pokemon. Anywhere.

"Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" Peter fell to his knees, shaking his fists to the sky. "ONE TIME something good happens, ONE TIME and it's gone??" He paused. "OTher than you babe, greatest thing to happen to me, definitely but MY SQUIRTLE!!!!!"

Oh sad times. It would take Peter some time to get over this.

"Fuck...anyone up for some Pokemon Go then?"

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