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Peter had no idea what he was doing at the party but it was free, open to all, and more importantly: free.
He was also curious to see what a 100 year old frozen and now defrosted man looked like; however, the reality made him want to do about 1000 sit ups and go comb his hair. How the hell did that guy look better than him? He had barely ever been frozen! Ugh. Disgusting.
Heading to the free bar, and then over to the free BBQ, Peter happily stuffed his face while he stood off the side, wondering what the heck the VIP lounge was for. Were there strippers? Champagne? Strippers with Champagne? Or maybe it's where the drugs were. HE was surprised at the lack of cocaine. His vague recollection of movies from the 80s showed a lot more drugs than this party had.
Hm. No matter. He had a shit ton of hot dogs and that made life pretty damn sweet.