Pepperony
"Oh, honey," Pepper said in that pleasant tone that said she was about to be as sarcastic as priest in a bar. "Back then your bar was so low even an ant couldn't have limbo'd under it." She chuckled as she kissed his cheek again.
Pepper went with Tony. Unfortunately, them together reminded people that they were engaged so they were delayed by hearty congratulations before they could really escape.
"No, see this is his birthday present," Pepper said with that sly look on her face. "Everyone who might annoy him about it is here leaving him the ability to do whatever he wants without harassment."