Thor looked up at Valkyrie, suspended part way off the enormous green statue of a robed maiden. "Come down? Why should she come down? She hasn't reached the top, yet!" he said, smiling sunnily. He turned to face Darcy again. "What harm is there in her climbing a statue? Why would the police care?"
It was the sort of thing he would have loved to do with his friends back in Asgard, though he suspected she was much more drunk than he would have been. Did that make him more sensible or less?
He turned to Loki then, grinning at his use of the term 'revenger'. "Brother, can you not convince the authorities to look the other way?" he asked. He was sure Loki had some spell for that.