Before they had gotten out of the vehicle, Loki had given Darcy a look like she was out of her Midgardian mind. He looked around and did not see Thor, and then looked vaguely worried as he watched Valkyrie continue to climb. This was looking like a situation where there might be arrests made at some point or other, and he was trying to come up with a way to stop things from escalating. Not that it would stop his own plans. He seemed to pause an incredible length of time to consider that, and pulled a cupcake from thin air, out from where he kept his belongings.
He slowly began to peel the paper off from around the edges, and took a sedate bite as he craned his neck up to watch Val.
It didn't appear like he was going to do anything. In fact, by the third bite, he licked a little bit of frosting off his thumb and then looked over at Darcy. One eyebrow raised way up. "...well? Are you not going to go forth and be nice to all and sundry, so that you might earn that ride in a water bed?"
She didn't want a waterbed ride with him. Whatever that was. Who would put water in a bed anyway? That was foolish beyond belief.