Thor and Vision
No no, Thor definitely didn't want to be called a father. And it was strange to think that he'd had a hand in Vision's creation. Vision was his friend more than anything else. Comrade in arms. Someone who was worthy. Thor saw beyond the machine to the person inside. (It made Thor miss Korg, truth be told.)
"Then Friendship you shall have. In abundance." Thor clapped his friend on the back again, happily, then finished the last of the meade in his stein and set it on a nearby pillar. He had no more need of it, and a servant would be by soon to pick it up.
"Tell me more about your children," Thor asked. "I should like to hear the tale."