Smol!Steve and Tony
With an expression like that, Steve braced for a truly classic Tony word vomit and he was not disappointed. Confused, as always, but not disappointed.
"I am pretty sure grey is distinguished. I don't want to know about any hair other than the one on your head, though I really am not sure why you're coming at me with your, I literally have no advice in this situation." But he was also used to that.
"And hey, I look even younger now." Done day he never sassed back.