The only thing that could ruin this, is if Carol burst out laughing right now. She was going to have to keep it together. Okay maybe her words could have used some work, but she was trying to keep it in character, right?
"Doesn't mean anything? Oh suuuuure you are," she said, dripping with sarcasm. "You say that every time, but you never do! You're just always off with some.. some.. cheap floozy!"