Here's the bride! - waiter
"Of course, madam," the waiter said, with the utmost patience. Behind the scenes, the serving staff and cooks were probably complaining to one another while smiling as hard as they could. Everything behind the scenes was in disarray, and the entire resort was on high alert to compensate. They were even calling in back up support.
"I'll take this back to be re-plated in the kitchen. I can bring several smaller plates too, if you'd like." He really hoped she would like that, in case she wanted everything separated into individual bites. If she didn't, he'd be bald by dawn.