Drax and Hope
Rum and no vomiting? Hey, sign her up. "You sure know how to show a girl a good time," Hope grinned. "I might take some photos of this adventure too, if that's okay." Hell, she was already whipping out her phone from her purse, wanting to document the ridiculousness of Drax shoving a whole boatload of hot dogs into his face.
She'd just - stand a little ways away, so as not to be splattered with debris. Her outfit needed to be protected at all costs.