Tony & Darcy
No, there had never been any hitting on each other, which he was glad for. Poking each other with verbal sticks of sarcasm? That happened a lot.
"Yeah, keep that card. And I'm apologizing because for all the awesome that I try to slap onto the world and hope it sticks, I suck at this adult parenting stuff. I constantly mess things up with the spider kid, I just built Morgan a mini robo cat that she's probably going to blow something up with, and now I messed up...wait a minute." He did a double take. "Your mom didn't remember me? Well that's...ouch. We must've been shitfaced at the time."
That happened, a lot. At least he always had fun and tried to make sure his one night stands had a fun time too. Whiskey dick was not a thing with him and....THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE LINE OF THINKING RIGHT NOW.
Tony blinked a few times and tilted his head a little, squinting as though unsure. "So you're not mad?"