Tony & Darcy
Much like a needle screeching across a record album, Tony stopped and froze in mid-dance step. Completely. He was staring right at Darcy while his brain attempted to troubleshoot the proverbial shit that he just box-stepped right into.
"I meant that if it was my kid," he said quickly, trying to recover, "I'd at least feel bad about that. So hopefully your mom and dad do, now, being all hands off and stuff. You know, because that sucks. Guilt catches up fast, so they'll probably send you a I'm Sorry card or...things. You could get some things. A kitten. Cats are way easier than dogs. Drool less, too. And now there's those spinny litter robots, so life with a cat just got way easier."