Rhodey & Tony
"Oh my god, I did not just jinx the party," Tony said, although now he was wondering if he jinxed it. At least he was staring at his friend instead of looking around like he was the world's most vigilant watchman. "I got the thing under my suit. You got a thing? Because...."
Tony closed one eye and rolled up the other one. It looked like his brain was doing a quick restart.
"Ok," he said, starting over. "It's super private and it'll get out eventually. But here's the thing. If you were me and yikes, you'd be better at being me than I am at being me. Anyway. You need tell someone something super important that may or may not be life changing. Or make them hate you. No, nothing about Pepper. We're ok. Already been talked about and it's someone else. I always thought you and she would be this super stable thing in some other universe too, which is weird in my head. Dunno why I said that. Anyway, you don't want to say the thing yet because party. Minus ninjas. No ninjas. So you're holding off, but wow. Is it hard. Not saying stuff."
Also obvious. Given the buckets of word vomit he just spewed out.