Darcy & Talos
Oh, Darcy's date did appreciate that dress. Her curves were nice and lush and that dress caressed them fantastically - even if he also, simultaneously, thought that her out of the dress would be pleasant.
They'd just hang the garment up first, not simply leave it on the floor in a mad rush to get to where the banging part would happen - he was considerate like that.
Especially considerate as Mr. America, with the ass. He'd picked out a tux while borrowing Steve Rogers' brick shithouse physique, and he looked nice if he did say so himself. "Ma'am, I'm going to need to check your patriotism levels," he announced as he approached Darcy (it wasn't the aural velvet of an Aussie accent either, it was definitely Rogers' borrowed vocal chords too). "If you fail inspection, you will be punished accordingly."