"So basically this place sucks," Darcy concluded. She was glad that she didn't have anything remotely close to a soulmate in any universe. At least, she assumed that was the case. "Getting drunk and making stupid decisions sounds like me though."
She wrinkled her nose about the magic thing. Maybe she'd been younger and more easily impressed or something. "Sorry about your soulmate. Maybe she'll come back again." Of course, even if she did, he wouldn't have any guarantee that she'd stick around and that would probably still suck.