All right, babygay, we need to talk about how you don't reply to internet comments.

Ever.

So has the urge to make Peggy Rogers your arm candy passed or am I still being sympathetic to that?

Hey. I saw that the spell's been lifted and I wanted to make sure you're all right.

Um.

Hi. So, I saw this guy today in the neighborhood.

And I took a picture.

( Anyone know who he is? )

:)

Internal Affairs agents are going to be visiting all of you in the near future to... they'll say "interview", but they mean "interrogate". A splinter group called The Order infected SHIELD and now we're all suspect until they clear us. They do have a list that none of us are on, so it may take them a while to get to us. Or you, really, they've been questioning me for a couple days and finally let me go.

Don't give them a reason to put you on their radar. They'll probably go easy on Steven; they have more than enough to know that everything he did for them, he did because he was brainwashed. (I'm glad you made it home alive, btw. I'll visit as soon as I can, I promise.) Now that that's been fixed, they don't have much interest in bothering him.

You.

We have so many other things happening right now that I can't afford not to be talking to you, especially not when you live with my girlfriend. You are being a bitch. Your best friend has a girl she's interested in, someone she really, genuinely likes and may love, and your sister found the same, and you have the guts to be upset that they happened to find each other.

If you want this stuck in your ass, then fucking fine. But it's stupid. You know it. Grow the fuck up.

Who: Anyone on this network!
When: Tuesday, December 23rd, 6pm - 12am*
Where: New Avalon Academy

+ Do not spike the punch.
+ Do not spike the egg nog.
+ There will be alcoholic beverages for those over 21, there's no need to spike anything.
+ If you do get drunk, please do not: take your clothes off, dance on tables, or vomit in the shrubbery.
+ Please keep sexual contact to a minimum in public areas, I don't care how in love you are.
+ Do not run off to have sex in classrooms on desks that aren't yours.
+ If your conversation becomes an argument, separate yourselves and count to ten.
+ If that doesn't work and you feel the need to beat on each other, take it outside.
+ Please don't add your own decorations to the tree, especially if they're homemade penis ornaments.
+ Seriously, guys
+ A note about time: it says 12am, but I know some of you will be there until 5 or 6 - I just ask that you help clean up if you do stay late.

I don't know what to do with myself when I consistently have a full belly an a soft bed. I think my skills are getting rusty — I feel like I've got to, I don't know, do something. I get a restless itch for danger, apparently.