Michael grinned, now fully awake. So what if he was going to do his impersonation of a zombie in class tomorrow? He would keep his head down and hope that his affirmative nods came at the right moment.
"It was a long time ago in a land far away," Michael began, warming up to his subject. "And there were three people sitting in the tower of a castle under siege by really mean idiots with a genealogy-fixation." He stretched and got out of bed, wincing as his bare feet touched the cool floor.
"And one of these three people is off to the loo now."