"At least if we're in detention together, we can make our own fun," Lavender smiled, nudging Parvati with her toe, "Merlin, remember the days when all we had to complain about were how stupid boys were? This is a whole new level of stupid, and I think he was never a boy. He's more like a troll with a comb-over."
Lavender sat up, her lower lip jutted out in an exaggerated pout, "We should probably go for breakfast if I have any chance of doing my homework before my detention. Seriously, I'm going to inhale the entire contents of the table. You should grab something before I eat everything."