"But they're cute!" Charlie insisted with a laugh. He thought so, at least. They were all pudgy and had big eyes. They followed the care takers around religiously for the first few months until the scent of raw meat commanded their attention instead of mice and grubs. "They waddle like ducks because their feet and heads are too big for their bodies."
Wow, he really did sound crazy. Charlie didn't even bother looked at Oliver's expression and ordered another drink and laughed some more. At the other man's comment, he had no choice but to raise his glass and shake his head.
"I have fire-breathers and you have demon balls flying at you, we're just the sanest lot you'd meet."