Who: Alecto Carrow, all sixth and seventh year students What: WWE vs. WWN When: Thursday, 3 February Where: Hogwarts Rating: PG-ish
"I realize our lessons of late have been somewhat disturbing for many of you," Alecto began when all of her students had settled in groups once more about the Pensieves. They were proving to be rather useful for her lessons, as she found pictures spoke rather louder than words, especially when they were coming from her. "And I thought that today we would take a look at how barbarous Muggle culture can be, which logic would dictate influences their behavior."
If Alecto could not inspire these damned kids to fear or hate, she could try to make them laugh.
"Now, when wizards want for a bit of entertainment, they may take in a healthful game of Quidditch, a radio programme, or Wizard's Chess. Muggles, however, seem to require something more violent."