"Since I can't say none of the above..." Remus mused, continuing the half-handed shoulder massage, as it seemed to be what she was keenest on at the moment, "I eliminate Yoko and Ringo for being too strange even for us, and John because I couldn't curse any child with being John Lupin The Third." He could possibly curse them with lycanthropy, but names were elective, not hereditary and Remus, when himself at least, was anything but cruel.