"Um," Seamus bit down on his lip, hard. He was trying his best not to let out the laughter that so desperately wanted to escape. "Let me guess. She told you y'had split ends? And it just sort of went t'hell from there?"
He stepped a bit closer to his friend, looking over Nev's new haircut carefully. "Y'know, it's not a bad look Nev, all things considered." He grinned broadly. "And if there's one thing I learned when the sheep got sheared at the farm...it always does grow back."
Passing by his roommate, he moved to the Fat Lady and winked up at her before starting to give the password. But Nev's last comment stopped him short. Turning back to his friend, he frowned. "That's odd."