billysands (billysands) wrote in atrophicthought, @ 2008-12-15 20:45:00 |
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Current mood: | plastered |
Current music: | madonna act of contrition |
a man gets on a bus in dublin..
a drunk is riding a bus in dublin
and he spies a nun
a very fetching nun
which he fancies
he approaches her
and grabs her
informing her she is the most beautiful womeN in the world
she screams slaps the drunk and runs off the bus in shock..
as the drunk staggers off the bus..
the bus driver addresses him..
"you fancy that nun do you?"
"indeed i do" replies the extremely inebriated tourist
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, a lot of men do.. she has a reputation..would you like to meet her?"
"i just tried didnt work very well"
"no no yank you didnt go about it proper..sister..Eilleen..has certain tastes.."
"see i know about sister Eilleen..what you have to do is meet her in St Stephen's Green about 7 pm..but you'll have to dress up as jesus christ and tell her your the son of god..do that and she'll let you have it..a fetish you see.."
The lustfll drunk sobers up buys a jesus outfit and heads to St Stephen's Green..sure enough at seven pm its dark but there she is just behind a bush..the drunk informs the nun
that he is indeed the son of god..the nun lifts up the back of her robe and lets the lustfull drunk have his way..
after the dirty deed is done..
the drunk has a tremendous pang of guilt
"OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! SISTER FORGIVE ME! I HAVE TO CONFESS..I AM NOT
THE SON OF GOD..I'M JUST A BLOODY TOURIST!"
"WELL AS LONG AS WERE CONFESSING I HAVE ONE..I'M NOT REALLY A NUN..
I'M A BUS DRIVER.."
this joke was told to me in temple bar about five minutes before i filmed this the bloke who told me the joke can be heard in the backround..tonite someone told me an american version of this joke but instead of a bus it was a taxicab and the nun was some bloke going to a costume party..funny thing jokes