03-29-09 : Prewett and Open Who: Prewett and [OPEN] When: Monday, March 29th - 3:30pm Where: The steps of City Hall What: Prewett needed to not be around Harry.. no. Really. Rating: PG. Status: Incomplete and Open.
Now, Sirius Prewett liked to imagine himself to be a smart man. He liked to think that he had it all figured out.. and he did, for the most part, where he came from. But this was not where he came from. This was not home. These were not his people. This wasn't his place. And the 'Hot Dog' that he was staring at in his hands was certainly not his type of food. After discussing a long moment with the man at the hot dog cart, he was assured that this item of food was not made of dogs and that it was safe for human consumption. So after putting some suggested relish, ketchup and mustard on it, Prewett had made his way over to the many steps of the city hall and he'd settled down on about the fifth one up.
Now. How did you eat a hot dog? From the top? From the side? He imagined the logical way to do it would be from the side, at one of the ends.. but that seemed so.. well. Inappropriate. Yeah. Inappropriate. Look at it! It was a huge phallic.. thing. He certainly wasn't going to put it in his mouth like that and bite down, he'd feel.. well. Sore for one thing, and dirty for another.
What he wouldn't give for a real meal. Like hagis. He missed Scotland. The Americas and their adjoined Freezer upstairs were not his idea of good living. He was in an apartment, for Merlin's sake! He wanted his mansion back.