"Oh, should I?" He waggled his eyebrows, nibbling on her neck before he was shoved away. Clearing his throat, Barney snorted. "Please." But he was still grinning away. "I just can't bear to see someone bored. Because that's no fun." And that was a heinous crime in his book, not having fun.
"Besides," He took the glass and took a drink. "You missed me. Obviously." Go ahead, Red. Laugh and ask why the hell he thought that!