He paused. No, actually, that was a lie. Barney didn't pause. "Chip! Stop the cab!" Chip, who knew the games they played with each other, shook his head but did stop the cab.
Barney then turned to the female equivalent of..well, of him. "I am shocked! And appalled!" Red, finding someone like that??
"I just don't know you anymore." He was scandalized!