"Would I ever do a thing like that?" Jack asked with that impish grin flicking at the corners of his mouth. "I did lose my balance when I stood and if it wasn't for you I'd have fallen on my arse. So it would be a choice between dirtying you and dirtying the floor. We see which one I went for." The one that was going to be much more fun.
Now grinning and nibbling on Ianto's earlobe as they walked, Jack allowed his clothing to be stripped from him, returning the favour for Ianto as he was able. "Besides, isn't this a bit more fun then sending me up here to get cleaned up on my lonesome?"