"I don't believe it for a bloody second," he replied, but laced his hands around Jack. "You did this so I'd need to shower, too. I'm on to your plan, Harkness. Unfortunately, you did get me dirty. Come on, honestly." The puff of dust, on the floor by now, was looked at with intense disapproval and Ianto just sighed.
After a bit of mock bullying, Ianto began to shuffle Jack towards the stairs and the bathroom, where he could strip Jack, dropping dirty clothing into the hamper.