"What requirements are one missing before he can graduate to the point of major god?" Jack asked, following Ianto up the stairs and closing the door behind himself and leaning against it while Ianto headed back to the coffee pot for refills. "As far as I'm concerned, one gets points for being able to repeatedly make and drink the coffee I prefer."
Jack left his perch long enough to retrieve his mug once more, then settled down at the kitchen table, elbows resting along the edge and hands wrapping around the cup. "If?" Jack asked, picking up on that word and lifting his eyebrows to his hairline. "I'm wondering if I should be hurt over the use of that tiny, two-lettered word." He gave Ianto a smile, eyes quickly scanning along his lover's body with a smirk, then lifting his head to meet Ianto's gaze once more. "Don't really think there's any 'if' about it, do you?"