"Hardy, har, har," Jack said, rolling his eyes skyward. "I'll be sure to point him out." Jack paused, then stuck out his hand for Ianto to shake. "Hullo, nice to meet you. Captain Jack Harkness. Also known as God's gift but I don't like to spread it around too much. Makes most men jealous."
Yes, two could play at that game as far as Jack was concerned. Better yet -- he knew who would win hands down.
Jack shook his head. "No, I promised you this wasn't turning into Torchwood Canada. Torchwood Five, maybe, but not Torchwood Canada." He quickly held up both hands in a sign of mock surrender as if to say just kidding. "Some men of this generation apparently fancy 'man caves'. I like boardrooms. So, suppose it's a little bit of both."