Elizabeth Moran...always wins. Always. (whiskeynmemory) wrote in assimliowls, @ 2011-12-12 10:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | *december, caden moran, elizabeth moran, joshua hart |
Dearest big brother,
Congratulations on raising the bar when it comes to Morans and their debaucherous actions. I do believe this officially surpasses anything that Noah, Bele and their own keg have done. Da has also said that he can't wait to hear stories, and rehash some of his. Though, I'm pretty sure that he's making most of his up because he can't remember. Possibly. Anyway, in order to congratulate you for this fine achievement I've included with this letter the worlds best hangover cure.
Two breakfast burritos, and a gallon of water. Would have also included some hair of the dog, but I figured you already have that covered.
Love you and glad you're not dead. And that you had a great time.
~Bess.
Mason,
Just making sure that you're alive and breathing.
Sláinte!
~Bess.
Hey you,
When are you heading back to the States for Christmas? I thought maybe we could hang out or something if you're not too busy. Figured I'd at least get you a burger or something as a reward for what you went through. Sorry it's kind of late, the busy bar season and all. I might even buy you a double with chips if you want it to make up for the lateness. Assuming you haven't left yet. And if you have, whoops! I'll just have to catch you when you come back.
Cheers!
Elizabeth.