2. I have one too, and you're under attack as soon as you finish your breakfast and leave your room.
WAR! Kenzie.
(Also left for him are a huge stack of pancakes, bacon, and some OJ, a small wrapped package containing passes for him and his buddies into the Playboy Club in London for later tonight -including dinner there-, and map of the surrounding area near the Playboy Club with certain bars, "clubs", and an all night mini-golf place circled with the words "On me" above it.)