Once again, I must seek your extremely helpful advice. I feel that I am currently developing feelings for a certain Blonde individual. After all, we are entirely suitable, seeing how we are two of the only blonde individuals in our area, thus making us the only ones qualified to have more blonde children.
There are only a couple of problems: 1) He might be gay. He and his best friend are unnaturally close.
2) He's quite preoccupied with upholding the family honour.