No one is 'dear' to me.
What makes you of all people qualified enough to answer everyone's questions like this? And how do you know we're going to be good friends? You can't know something like that, and you obviously haven't met the queue of people who want to punch me in the face yet.
I'm only doing this because the Wife doesn't want me bringing anyone else into our business and I want to spite her, so let's get this over with. Both of our families have been pushing us to have children -- preferably a son to carry on the family line and name -- but I hate children (the last time I had to look after my sister's son, he bit me) and the Wife and I hate each other (rightfully so). Thus, I just ignore them.
However, starting this week, the Wife has been sick in the loo almost every morning. I think she's just drunk, but some idiot suggested she might be having a baby. I hate babies even more than I hate children. My question in the end is this -- can someone become pregnant if (a) it was hatesex, and (b) the potential father was still wearing most of his clothes at the same?
I know I won't like the answer already, Sleeping alone on the sofa again (there is nothing wrong with that)