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Peggy O'Nell (
greenteeth
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2009
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02
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04:19:00
Rose I em hungre but i kno that it iz not leegal to eet children.
but i want to
what do i do rose?
Sinseerli,
Olde Hags r hungree two.
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rose_nylon
2009-02-15 05:40 am UTC
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Oh, dear!
I know you're not a bad person, but eating children is a bad thing to do! Of course, if you feel the urge, you must learn to control it. Find something that tastes similar and indulge in that. I find things usually taste like chicken.
But, if these urges do persist, I have a sure fire cure! Krepfnerfnurgen. It's a sour kraut and pickled herring kabab slathered in hot mustard sauce and dipped in a vinegar/brine solution. Oh, it's just the best on a cold winter night when you can't get what you want.
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