Edward Kingsleigh, the Prince of Clubs (vorpaladin) wrote in ascend,
Were I banished to Wonderland, I do believe that it would expediate my plans extensively! Presumably if I could bring with me but three worldly items, they would be (furthermore related to this affidavit in descending order of importance)
1) my sword 2) a genie's lamp 3) a clock
I must heartily repudiate, incidentally, any suggestion that I might try to escape, as the liberation of Wonderland has heretofore been my life's passion. With that in mind, my primary and initial course of action would be to loosely unite a band of easily swayed locals and lay siege to the Queen's castle.
Play would continue until the Queen of Hearts' head was decorating my new castle's gates. Then we break for tea.