"Liking it is beside the point! I could never look my Mother in the eye again, after lying to her on the phone about whether or not I just moaned over the receiver!" And he couldn't lie to his Mom even if he wanted to, even if it was over the receiver.
Wade decided that she needed to breathe eventually, and let her capture his hands. "I always win." With a scoot, he moved to lay down betwixt her legs, resting his head on her chest. He made sure not to put his feet on their pillows. Sure they could always lay the way they were supposed to, but that was boring!
"She wants us to come up there for Christmas. And she wants to see us for Thanksgiving too," He murmured against her shirt. "If I can make a suggestion? I say we fly her down for both and just take her with us to your parents house. It's pretty darn freezing in Canada right now....and we can leave my dad in the forest with the Moose." Joking, of course. Sort of.