BEDLAM
It seems Lady Xiombarg some Lady is not inclined to take no for an answer.
Hello, then. I am Oone, and I guess I've just been recruited so this is your new Commander speaking. A pregnant agent of Balance. The Lords of Entropy must either be gifted with a sense of humour or a criminal lack of foresight. If someone could furnish me with a full tactical appraisal of our situation it would be appreciated - our numbers and dispositions, along with whatever intel we have on Order.
Apparently I left my resume in another outfit and the Lady of Swords didn't have the foresight to kidnap it as well but I can assure you that I am no stranger to the battlefield. Anyone doubting my credentials can take it up with me later.