ITEMS GET:
[Gets off the chest and kicks it open, revealing quite a jumble of stuff inside.]
Listen up, each team can pick two and ONLY two things in the chest. If you're lucky, it'll help you in the game. If not... haha, well. Good luck. And no one better not try to maim each other during the choosing process. I trust even some of you can be civil. And before you ask, no you can't bring it back with you.
[Contents of the trunk: -A long sword -axe -rubber chicken - a red blanket - a shovel - pepper spray - a bucket - a piece of driftwood - a brick - rope - a whistle - wooden baseball bat - matches - a fork - daggers - a pot - a watergun.
No doubles, and please post what your team chose in a separate comment]