Claire Greene (foundinwords) wrote in applecreek, @ 2008-07-15 22:33:00 |
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ClockworkOrange: do you ever just feel really bad for pandas?
Llama in the Field: Sometimes, yeah. Also, they're cute and cuddly.
ClockworkOrange: did you know that bamboo is the only thing they eat? the ONLY thing.
ClockworkOrange: and yet it has less nutritional value than almost any other plant on earth.
Llama in the Field: That is really sad. :(
ClockworkOrange: they basically gnaw on trees all day.
Llama in the Field: Let's go feed panda's Steve. You and me. In China. Or... Tibet! Feeding the pandsa.
Llama in the Field: WE'll make sure that they're loved and cared for.
ClockworkOrange: that is a brilliant idea.
ClockworkOrange: tibet would be a good place for that evil genius hideout we were talking about building, too.
Llama in the Field: It would! No one would suspect us. After all, we're being good people. Good people don't have evil genius hideouts. Right? Right.
ClockworkOrange: right. evil geniuses do not protect endangered species.
ClockworkOrange: pandas are scared of just about everything, too. that's another reason i feel bad for them.
Llama in the Field: Unless we are using them for our own nefarious purposes. Which we wouldn't, with pandas. SO.
Llama in the Field: Awww, that makes me sad.
Llama in the Field: Seriously it does.
ClockworkOrange: they mate so seldom because they're a little bit scared of each other.
ClockworkOrange: they're probably even kind of afraid of bamboo.
Llama in the Field: So, Steven, how came you to this wealth of knowledge about pandas?
ClockworkOrange: animal planet.
Llama in the Field: Clearly I've missed something in my channel surfing.
ClockworkOrange: well, i suppose i could have watched more law and order.
ClockworkOrange: did you know walker: texas ranger still comes on?
ClockworkOrange: i had no idea.
Llama in the Field: Honestly? It gets old after awhile. You see so many of them and within the first ten minutes you know who did it.
Llama in the Field: And... I did. I've had a week and a half on the couch. I've seen that, and L&O, and STAR TREK of all things.
ClockworkOrange: this morning chuck norris picked up a rattlesnake that was prepared to strike and said "shame on you!" before releasing it into the wild.
Llama in the Field: Chuck Norris is clearly superior to other humans.
ClockworkOrange: obvsly.
ClockworkOrange: i was disappointed that he didn't just roundhouse kick it back into the woods.
Llama in the Field: Too easy. He's got to show a kinder, gentler side every once in awhile. Plus, if he kicks too early in the ep thenit won't have the same effect if when he does it later on.
Llama in the Field: You know what i"m sick of?
Llama in the Field: JEOPARDY
Llama in the Field: It can die.
Llama in the Field: DIE.
ClockworkOrange: i get sick of jeopardy quickly.
ClockworkOrange: too many idiots on it.
Llama in the Field: Mom and Aunt Rachel watch it every night. I've been sucked into a freaking TOURNAMENT.of course i'm winning
ClockworkOrange: tournament?
Llama in the Field: Yeah. Informal family tournament. In which we tally up who had the most correct answers at the end of the show, and at the end of the week the winner is declared, and gets to choose what we have for supper on Sunday.
ClockworkOrange: we could not do that at my house.
ClockworkOrange: blood would be drawn.
ClockworkOrange: probably dad's.
Llama in the Field: Can i come live with you? because if it means no jeopardy...
ClockworkOrange: no jeopardy at our house. you will be expected to participate in informal intellectual combat at family dinner, though.
ClockworkOrange: and everyone over 12 does their own laundry.
Llama in the Field: That's actually a bit more daunting. Especially the laundry part since I have trouble standing for more than five minutes, let alone walking.
Llama in the Field: This is the worst summer of my LIFE, I swear.
ClockworkOrange: that sucks.
ClockworkOrange: wanna learn to play diablo ii?
ClockworkOrange: you can do that sitting down.
Llama in the Field: Sure? What's Diablo II?
ClockworkOrange: it's a computer game. you can play it online with me even though i'm still in lake charles.
Llama in the Field: Ohhh. OKay. What do I have to do? Remember, you're talking to Claire the sort of computer illiterate, here.
ClockworkOrange: hold on and i'll upload the files for you. and the hacked key.
ClockworkOrange: basically all you do is click.
ClockworkOrange: if you can work a mouse, you can play diablo.
Llama in the Field: Clicking. I can do this. Uh.... okay. Gonna have to walk my mom through finding the external mouse.
ClockworkOrange: if you can't find it, you'll probably still be okay on the trackpad.
Llama in the Field: Yeah, but that sucker makes my wrist hurt if I have to hold my hand in weird positions.
Llama in the Field: Well, for long periods of time.
Llama in the Field: Gah, hold on,
ClockworkOrange: holding.
Llama in the Field: Okay. Sorry about that.
Llama in the Field: Mouse found. Position fixed. Pillows fluffed.
Llama in the Field: ;lkueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee9ooooooooooooooooooooo9999999999999999999999sdss ssssssss
Llama in the Field: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJDEEEEEEEEEE
Llama in the Field:CAcat has found laptop.
ClockworkOrange: i never would have known.
Llama in the Field: HAHA HOLD ONey0-234
Llama in the Field: Okay, sorry, seriously. We have kittens, they like to climb me.
ClockworkOrange: aw. kittens.
Llama in the Field: Do you want one?
ClockworkOrange: yes.
ClockworkOrange: i'll have to ask mom.
Llama in the Field: When you get home come and pick one out. After you ask your mom.
ClockworkOrange: she'll kill me if i just show up at the house with a kitten.
ClockworkOrange: though i could claim that it followed me home.
Llama in the Field: Ha. REally? "Yeah, Mom, it followed me all the way from camp! I swear!"
ClockworkOrange: it REALLY loves me!
Llama in the Field: Anyway, tell her that it'll have all of its shots and stuff. And we're trying to house train them.
ClockworkOrange: awesome.
ClockworkOrange: alright, i got the files uploaded for you.
ClockworkOrange: check your email, download, and tell me when you've got that done.
Llama in the Field: Okay.
Llama in the Field: STEVEN HOLMES.
Llama in the Field: THAT WAS NOT FUNNY.
Llama in the Field: EVER.
ClockworkOrange: what?
Llama in the Field: I hate that song.
ClockworkOrange: haha. okay.
ClockworkOrange: click on the second link.
ClockworkOrange: that one's for real.
Llama in the Field: So you say. I owe you for that. I'm going to Tony, and he will HELP me get revenge.
ClockworkOrange: doubtlessly.
ClockworkOrange: he's already mad at me for going to gschool anyway.
Llama in the Field: I know. He was over here the other day.
ClockworkOrange: because in tonyworld, i am obligated to hang around and entertain him at all times.
Llama in the Field: Does it help that I've become nearly as demanding as he is? Like some sort of weird revenge.
Llama in the Field: Okay, got 'em.
Llama in the Field: The files.
ClockworkOrange: ok, go on and install. your username is clairevoyant, and your password is h@ppyp@ndas.
ClockworkOrange: but not a link.
ClockworkOrange: aim is retarded.
Llama in the Field: Spiffy name.
ClockworkOrange: of course.
Llama in the Field: I approve.
ClockworkOrange: once you get in start the game and click on battlenet, and then click on join game.
ClockworkOrange: the game you want is stevesgame, password steve.
ClockworkOrange: and from there i'll talk to you on the game chat function.
Llama in the Field: okay. installing... now.
Llama in the Field: and... i'm in!
ClockworkOrange: k see you there.