"It's a crotch box Benjy, don't be dim" She peered at him "Want me to put it on for you? It's really not that hard, just place it over your" She moved her hands in the air "Yeah and strings attatch themselves at your sides, really I'm being sensible since I don't want to hurt your NON VIRGIN WILLY" Celia saw his glance at the pigeon, cursed, and reluctantly pulled the hat off her head and threw it at him.
Of course, after the throw she resisted the urge to scream out "PIGEONS ARE ATTACKING" and leered towards him. "Last chance, put it on or I'm putting it on for you" By then Grass pounced.