"Put it on?" Benjy made a face. It was too early in the morning for this, that's what the problem was. And he didn't have his hat. How could Benjy be expected to think properly when his hat was missing and the Ministry could be bearing down on him at any minute? He eyed a pigeon outside of a nearby window suspiciously. "How can I put it on? It's a box. Celia, you're mad."
He paused, noticing the stares of the students around him. Benjy added loudly, "And I'm not a virgin!"