1. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. 2. I'm a teacher. Did you know that one plus two equals me and you? 3. Why did everyone laugh at the snake's joke? Because he's hissssterical. One of my first graders told me that joke today. 4. Cold Desert, Kings of Leon Wild One, Flo Rida Moon River, Audrey Hepburn A Drop in the Ocea, Ron Pope Give Me Everything, Pitbull 5. I bake something delicious from scratch, let the smell fill the house, and then don't share with anyone. 6. Chloe is the cutest, sweetest dog ever. Plus, she likes to help me with homework. 7. My friend Kristin uses me as her beauty Barbie, so we play with my hair color a lot. I was a brunette for like 2 weeks and a few months ago she put peach color in my hair and I loved it (for about a week). 8. I'd say a 9.5, I'm pretty focused. 9. The last text I sent was the thumbs down and the poop emoji sooo I'd say I'm screwed. 10. I'll trade you my Dunk-a-roos for your snack pack. They're they chocolate kind :D 11. My addiction to Bag Borrow or Steal, the second Red Bull I have every day and swearing. 12. Apples and cheddar cheese. 13. Something on TLC. Maybe like Say Yes to the Dress. I'd really love to meet Honey Boo Boo and the Coupon Queen though, so maybe their show. 14. I never stray too far or too long from being a blonde, so I guess I'd go by Blondie. 15. My cooperating teacher Maryanne - Why are you so mean to me? Mr. Owl - How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Andy Cohen from Bravo - Team Theresa or Team Melissa?