XDDDD I was hoping someone would notice Slash All! (And I think Deathblow and Throw would really live up to their materia too...)
If you don't have a shaved ice maker, you can also cheat with either Italian cream soda theory (3/4 club soda and 1/4 cream) or Thai iced tea theory (crushed ice, possibly via a double layer of Ziploc and a hammer, to 3/4 of a glass of ice, about 1/4-1/2 of water, a couple tablespoons syrup, and milk to fill it up.)