[Texts to Robert McLellan]
» Roses are red,
» nuts are brown.
» Skirts go up,
» pants come down.
» Body to body and
» skin to skin.
» When it’s stiff,
» I stick it in.
» It goes in dry
» and comes out
» wet. The longer
» it’s in the
» stronger it gets.
» It comes out
» dripping and
» starts to sag...
» It’s not what
» you think, cunt,
» it’s just a tea
» bag!
RP: The Blind Tiger
Who: Renly Baratheon, Robb McLellan, Jon Snow and Loras Tyrell
When: 2 August 2013
Where: The Association, Los Angeles, Ca.
Status: Complete
Word Count: 5,145
( ...a classy night of cocktails and hushed flirtations. )
[Text to Loras Tyrell]
» hiya mate! just
» back in from
» blighty and am
» having lunch
» with a dear
» friend in
» hollywood on
» friday - might
» you and renly care
» to join robb and
» me for a piss up
» later in the
» day? xx jon