He's still not getting it, Robb thought, his head now cocked to the side, very reminiscent of a hound attempting to suss out the source of a new sound. Maybe I should've gone the extra mile and printed out some internet literature on the subject. Emailed him a few links beforehand and let him absorb absolutely everything there is to know...
Too little, too late now, and Robb wished like hell he'd had the foresight to prepare his lover a little better. All the wee bits of information fed to one notoriously slow-eater-tiny-bite-taker were fine and good but in reality Jon worked so much better when given a chance to mull and research at great length before eventually coming to his own conclusions. Positive or negative the outcome Jon would've considered himself on equal ground, then. Fussy know-it-all with a brain the size of a planet compulsions appeased instead of giving him more opportunity to think such extreme (and completely ridiculous) scenarios.
"This won't be a wild orgy, babes. Believe me." Robb was quite familiar with what those were like, ta fucking much. Not that Jon knew or should know about it anytime soon. Oh fuck no! I don't fancy being in the doghouse for the next century simply because I had group sex once upon a time...
"I mean, the odds of someone getting their cock sucked are there and all, yeah, but it's nothing at all like what you believe it to be. Really, it isn't."
"This is more about going into a certain headspace, you see. Testing mental and emotional limits. A learning experience as opposed to some-" He made a face, complete with scrunched nose as if he'd caught a whiff of the rankest smelling Bubble and Squeak-induced gale warning of them all. "-grotty video."
"And trust me, I'll only have eyes for you, Jon. Whatever we decide to do or not do- in the end I only want to come home with you." Robb punctuated his statement with a firm press of a fingertip to the area where better half's heart lay hidden. Such a kind heart it was; two sizes too big in a world noisy, opinionated Scotsman oftentimes found completely undeserving.
"Not Renly and certainly not Loras or anybody else."