"Ask no questions and I'll tell no lies," he said, beaming bright as the midday sun at their respective cleverness. Trust Jon to query overall tensile strength and exactly how much bullish pressure he could exert before snapping the whole works in a fit of sexual bliss. The very thought of driving Jon to such a point of madness made his toes curl in spastic triumph. Gladiator build strung bowstring tight; back arched as every muscle in lover’s body strained against thick leather bindings; fighting gravity and limitations for every being on the planet possessing a skeletal system and pesky things like internal organs and needing oxygen to survive.
Aye, much as I want to believe him heaven sent he’s as mortal as the rest of us. Without wings, Jon was pitifully earthbound, same as he; but that didn’t stop Robb from nudging him higher up abstract mountain more and more each day. One didn’t necessarily need to achieve godhead status to be something really special, he reckoned. All it took was the right sort of guidance, a caring hand and unending bankroll of sensual snogs - the latest of which he bestowed upon pouty, upturned lips sleep-swollen and so very inviting.
"If you must know, I managed to track down Strapping Steve the other morning. Picked his brain for a bit and this-" Slender finger plucked at woven cord stretched over and under the mattress and bed frame. "-is what we came up with."
Devoid of proper head- or footboard which to attach eye bolts and all the necessary equipment to keep second wild animal that resided at 915 securely latched, Robb had to do some creative DIY thinking along the way. Renly's suggestions were a great help, as always. King Kink a deep well of information on subject of turning the average, ho-hum bedroom into naughtiest of playgrounds. The rest - structural and so forth - gathered easily enough from carpenter best mate, and all it cost him was the price of a six-egg deluxe omelette and a big slice of diner pie.
"Everything is heavy duty - I made sure of it. Anchors drilled and countersunk into the hardwood and subfloor so you may pull on them to your heart's content."