TO: j.snow@redgumstudios.com FROM: lifeisacarnival@bolshoicircus.ru
SUBJECT: I'll have you know...
...I was coming back in from taking a piss when I noticed. I need to stop liquid consumption by 10 o'clock as that last pint or glass of wine never fails to wake me up right before the alarm is due to go off. I'd rather be budged next to you as long as I can without my fucking bladder threatening revolt.
No old age pensioner jokes!
Think you might need a trip to a chiro? Since it's a work-related injury the studio shouldn't kick up too much of a fuss if you had to nip out for a readjustment.
If they do I can always pop round and shake a fist under the appropriate noses.
Yours, Robb
PS: Need you even ask? By now you KNOW what kind of pervy answer I'll give.
---------------------------------- On 6 Aug 2013 11:19 am Jon Snow <j.snow@redgumstudios.com> wrote: