TO: desperado@gmail.co.uk FROM: lifeisacarnival@bolshoicircus.ru
SUBJECT: I should let you plan our evenings more often
Because I think everything on the 'menu' is fucking brilliant - from appetisers to afters. Who knows? You might even get a fantastic tip at the end (meaning I leave you so shagged out there won't be anything left when I finally drag you into the bedroom by an ankle all rough caveman style). Might even serve you curry in bed for a bit of well-deserved pampering.
You'll need your strength for round two.
Signing off now. Do ring me if traffic is rubbish. See you soon, love.
Yours, Robb
PS: I think I fancy the hotel over the B&B - let's try for the honeymoon suite!
---------------------------------- On 16 July 2013 3:49 pm Jon Snow <desperado@gmail.co.uk> wrote: